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2020 Hungarian GP Race Debrief - r/Formula1 Editorial Team

2020 Hungarian GP Race Debrief

By ZeroSuitFalcon, Felix_670, showstopperNL, and christopherkj
Race Result and Fastest Laps by Driver
Hello there, fellow Formula 1 fanatic! Following the two race blitz of Austria, we are now treated to our third race in three weeks, completing our tour of the old Austro-Hungarian Empire at the Hungaroring!

The Empire Strikes Back Again Possibly Forever

As the weekend progressed, a Mercedes 1-2 on Sunday felt pre-ordained. Apart from Free Practice 2, during which running was severely disrupted, The Black Arrows were in a class of their own; Lewis Hamilton and Valtteri Bottas seemingly racing in a different class than the rest of the field.
In the Star Wars metaphor where Mercedes is the Empire, it looks like the rebellion has been crushed and there is no hope for the system. Mother Nature tried her best to hold back the Mercedes freight train, with the Hungaroring presenting the drivers with a slippery surface and uncertain conditions as start time approached, but nothing could stop the Mercedes team and Bottas could stop Lewis Hamilton from winning yet again in Hungary.
The championship leader is the undisputed King of the Hungaroring for this era. Records are tumbling down as Hamilton’s career unfolds, and he is, as a result of his victory today, tied with Michael Schumacher for winning the same Grand Prix eight times (Schumacher having done so at the French GP), while being five wins short of the overall win record held by the heptachampion.
It is worth pointing out that both drivers have also won the same Grand Prix seven times (Canadian and San Marino for Schumacher, Canadian for Hamilton), and six times as well (Schumacher doing it in 4 different GPs, Hamilton in 3), sharing that mark with little known names such as Alain Prost (Brazilian and French) and Ayrton Senna (Monaco). If anyone had any doubts before, it does seem as if this Hamilton chap is pretty handy behind the wheel.

Red Bull Drama

Before the cars had even reached the grid, the tricky conditions had already claimed their first victim. On his way to the grid, Max Verstappen’s tires momentarily lost grip coming into Turn 12 and, unable to regain traction, the Red Bull skidded off into the barriers, the nightmare weekend for Red Bull seemingly about to get much worse, as his left suspension looked damaged as he made his way to the grid
The Red Bull mechanics proved their extraordinary quality once more, however, bringing his car back to working conditions with 20 seconds to spare. Verstappen would make sure their efforts did not go to waste, ultimately salvaging the best possible result from what looked to be a dreadful Hungarian experience for the entire Red Bull family.

And It's Lights Out

Once the lights went out, Hamilton scampered away and seemingly without breaking a sweat had a more than comfortable 3-second lead to Lance Stroll in P2 at the end of Lap 1. If anyone still harbored illusions that Mercedes could be contained, those evaporated after just one lap around the track.
Behind the leader, things were chaotic. Bottas and Sergio Perez, starting P2 and 4, had terrible starts, dropping to P6 and 7 respectively, jumbling the order up and down the field, as the cars behind them scrambled for space in the narrow Hungarian track. Kimi Räikkönen, fresh off an AMA with our sub, started dead last and was immediately up to P15, with Nicolas Latifi reaching P10 in the Williams, with the Ferraris getting jumped by fast starting Max Verstappen.
As conditions improved, a flurry of pit stops jumbled the order even further. Charles Leclerc and Bottas both pitted at the end of Lap 2, going on Softs and Mediums respectively, followed by seemingly the entire field the following lap, the gaggle of cars going in and out of the tight pitlane causing some drivers to lose significant time, as their teams waited for an opening to release their cars safely, Sebastian Vettel and Carlos Sainz being the biggest losers in this category, as Ferrari and McLaren holding them stationary for over 8 seconds.
Williams was not interested in such frivolities, releasing Latifi into the path of Sainz, who did well to avoid a collision at the exit of the pits. The Williams suffered a puncture, the rookie spinning as he went into T1. In addition to dropping to last, he would also be given a 5-second time penalty for the unsafe release, rather destroying any chance of a good result after his tremendous start (he did have this excellent exchange before the race, though). After an excellent Saturday, Sunday would come to a close with both Williams cars dead last, with George Russell leading Latifi home. Even if Russell would finish the race as with the 9th best lap between drivers, the momentum from yesterday led to a deflating Sunday for the team.
The same fate would befall the Alfa Romeos. After Räikkönen’s excellent start, their cars would drop down the order as the race progressed, ultimately finishing ahead of only the Williamses, with Giovinazzi trailing his teammate home. A nondescript and ultimately frustrating weekend for the Italian team, highlighted only by Kimi’s AMA with us, naturally.
Once the flurry of pit stops ended, Kevin Magnussen and Romain Grosjean found themselves P3 and 4, as they jumped into the pits after the formation lap. Although both cars would not be able to withstand the pressure of the frontrunners as the order re-established, the race would prove to be an unexpected boon for the USA-based squad, as Magnussen’s no-prisoners attitude was in full display as he fought tooth and nail all race before managing to hold a hard charging Sainz at the end to finish P9P10 and score the team’s first points of the season, with the team exploding into celebration as the flag dropped at the end. Both drivers are under investigation, however, for a possible violating, during the formation lap, of the rule against driver aids (article 27.1 of the F1 Sporting Regulations).Both drivers were penalized for violating article 27.1 of the F1 Sporting Regulations when the team told them to box during the formation lap, so Magnussen dropped to P10 behind Sainz.
After pitting for Medium tires, Stroll made good on his start and was quickly back with both Haas cars, eventually overtaking both to stay in P3, as Red Bull pulled off a tiny strategic master stroke, leaving Verstappen out for a few additional laps, during which he did a sequence of fast laps to overcut Stroll.
Eventually, Bottas would also overtake both Haas cars, setting off in pursuit of Stroll and Verstappen. Although he would take P3 from Stroll, Verstappen put on an amazing driving display and held back the charging Mercedes until the end, securing a second place finish that seemed impossible less than two hours before.
Across the garage, Alexander Albon also salvaged an excellent result, coming home in P5 after his troubles on Saturday. Albeit short of his teammate, it was a beautiful drive, in a rear-happy car in trick conditions, and the Thai driver also escaped a penalty that could have wrecked his Sunday.
Even if Pierre Gasly could not shake his mechanical troubles from Saturday (the team changed his ICE, TC, MGU-H, and MGU-K, but his gearbox had a very smoky failure after only 15 laps) and was the only retirement for the race, a weekend that looked like a nightmare for both Red Bull teams turned out to be quite decent, with Daniil Kvyat managing to climb up to P12 after starting in 17th place.
Renault saw Daniel Ricciardo among the midfield leaders for a long spell, but he was ultimately unable to progress much further than the P8 he finished in, with his teammate Esteban Ocon came home P14, one position behind McLaren’s Lando Norris, who was unable to deploy Scenario 7 today. The team has again protesting the Racing Point cars’ brake ducts, in what is obviously going to be a repeating pattern until a decision on the matter is issued.
Racing Point again showed that they are a real threat to anyone not named Mercedes, even if Perez could never quite recover from his race start to join his teammate at the head of the field, but a finish of P4 for Stroll and P7 for Perez means the team is in an excellent position to challenge for “Best of the Rest” honors.
Ferrari had a much happier day compared to the Styrian GP, but the Scuderia is still in some trouble. Finishing with only one car in the points (Vettel in P6, who appeared to achieve more than the car should be capable of today), with Leclerc P11, is certainly not what Maranello hoped to achieve this season. To add another layer of ignominy to the season so far, both cars were lapped by Hamilton, which cannot be a good sign for those hoping for a Ferrari resurgence this season.
Leclerc was put on Softs after his first pitstop and his race was severely compromised from there on out, ending up on 40+ lap old Hards that hampered his pace so much he was unable to challenge Magnussen for P9 nor hold back Sainz for P10.
Back to the race winner and now championship leader, apart from a late pitstop in Lap 67 for Soft tires (enough for a race lap record 1:16.627, over a second faster than the next fastest driver), Hamilton’s race was as straight-forward as a mixed conditions win in a tight and twisty track can be, in yet another reminder of the seeming inevitability of the Mercedes/Hamilton combo this season.


As with any complex machine, Formula 1 is a contraption that requires multiple cogs working together to create a precise (or in this case, chaotic) race. Here are the most important gears in today’s race.
The largest cog in this race was made up for several smaller ones. Max Verstappen and the Red Bull Racing team performed flawlessly after Verstappen broke his left front push rod on the installation lap, securing a second place that even the most ardent RBR fan would not bet on just minutes before the start. The RBR mechanics performed a near miracle to repair the car with 20 seconds to go in the start procedure deadline and, after a scintillating start, along with great strategy calls, Verstappen clearly finished much higher than what the car should have been capable of. Even if the team debrief will be extensive and detailed as they look to solve their understeer, oversteer and setup problems that have plagued them the last two weekends before the F1 circus reaches Silverstone. A fun stat for today: Car 33 has 33 points in the WDC and took his 33rd podium this weekend.
Another big gear is Lewis Hamilton. With the pace the Mercedes has shown and the exquisite form he is showing, Michael Schumacher’s days as the holder of the record for most wins in Formula 1 seem unlikely to reach 2021. Along with the obscene advantage Mercedes already enjoys in the Constructors’ Championship (they currently have more than double Red Bull’s tally), the only question seems to be when will the team confirm their 7th straight WCC and who will win the team’s 7th straight WDC.
Smaller cogs added to the chaos of this race, including the Haas of Kevin Magnussen, able to secure a P910, with the team’s strategy call to pit at the start proving both a boon before ultimately costing their drivers 10 seconds each, and (even if their race result proved disappointing) Williams, as they made their second straight Q2 appearance.
After three races, we are still waiting for a clear picture of what the midfield looks like. Racing Point is, undoubtedly, at the front of the pack, even if their wet and dynamic weather pace seem to be a weakness, as both Red Bulls and Vettel’s Ferrari could take points away from them today. Ferrari and McLaren seem to be interchangeable depending on the weekend, while Renault and AlphaTauri try to break through to trouble them.
With the triple header done, we now have a much needed one week break before the fans and the paddock can set their eyes on the next triple header, with two races at Silverstone, including the 70th Anniversary Grand Prix, along with a visit to Catalunya, starting August 2.
In the meantime, we will try our best to keep you informed and entertained, with the last part of the excellent “The Losers of the Red Bull Junior Team" series dropping this week.
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The Tiger and the Dragon - Exploring the history of Indo-Chinese Relations

A couple of months ago I was watching an anime named Toradora when I heard a certain line
Since ancient times, the dragon has been the only beast to equal the tiger
Immediately my mind jumped not to the romantic relationship between the two main characters of the anime (whom were represented by a Tiger and a Dragon respectively) but rather towards Indo-Chinese relations. I of course wanted to the obvious thing that came to mind and try to create a shitpost "Efortpost" on Indo Chinese relations through the lens of the anime Toradora, but sadly, India isn't a tsundere and China isn't a calm, gentle giant. So said shitpost was scrapped
I did however start a draft with some actual research and with recent events, I've decided now is a great time to edumucate this sub on Indo Chinese relations.
This post will be focusing upon the problems and conflicts between India and China. Citing things on reddit is an absolute fucking pain in the ass, so citations will be sparse unless I want to link to a specific dataset, map, visual or account. I will however be able to source anything I type here on request.
Without further ado, let's jump in

The Ancient Past

India and China have had relations going back to ancient times, including trade, cultural exchange (fun fact: the guy who founded Shaolin was an Indian) and religious exchange (most notably, Buddhism). However, conflict between China and any of the various Indian entities was rare due to a small, little known mountain range known as the "Himalayas". The only notable war I know of was one between the Sikhs and the Qing in the 19th century, which the Sikhs were eager to end because of tensions with another empire, one which would be much more consequential in the modern day relations between India and China

The Lion and the Dragon

That great Empire of course was the British Empire. After the fall of the Marathas the main power in India at the time, the Sikhs remained the last major Indian power not under British control, and they too would eventually fall to the British. I could create a whole other post on the history of the British East India Company and the British Raj but that's not what we're talking about here.
India of course, while not ruling itself, was still very consequential to China in this period. The British grew opium in India, which would kick off the Opium Wars, which resulted in the national humiliation of China. Indian troops were used in both the Opium Wars as well as the Boxer Rebellion in China, as well as to guard any concessions.
But that's all in the past. What's really consequential is the borders drawn between China and the British.

The Disputes

So there's two separate border disputes between modern day India and China (you can see them on a map here) we need to discuss.
The first is a disputed area between Northeastern India, specifically Arunchal Pradesh/Tibet. Arunchal Pradesh is a state of India which is controlled by India, however, China claims that the region is a part of Southern Tibet. This conflict goes back to the McMahon Line, a border agreement to settle the border between Northeast India and Southern Tibet was signed by the British and the Tibetans in 1914. Of course, China today does not recognize Tibetan independence or autonomy, not now or ever, and claim that the Tibetan government had no right to sign such a treaty, as such, they claim the treaty is invalid. The disputed territory of Arunchal Pradesh is populated by a lot of people, almost 1.4 million as of 2011. And while it does have some problems with religious tensions between the Chrisians on one side and the Hindus and Donyi-Poloists on the other, it appears that save for a few insurgents, citizens of the state are generally happy as a part of India.
The other major conflict is to the north, near Kashmir in the region compromising Aksai Chin. The borders here are less defined. The British, who had just inherited Ladakh from the Sikhs, met with the Chinese to try to settle the border. There was no real sense of urgency, as Pangong Lake and Karakoram Pass provided good enough natural borders. But of course, just saying "let's use these two natural points as borders" is great and all, but it left a large region undefined, that region of course was Aksai Chin. Two treaties were signed by the British over the area, one with a then rebelling Xinjiang and another with some Chinese official at an embassy which either the Qing either didn't respond to or they did and accepted it? No one really knows, which sets a theme for this region.
As for who controls what on the ground here, while India and Pakistan have the Line of Control over Kashmir, India and China have the Line of Actual Control, which despite its name, is fluid and more of an idea than a fact. Yep. There's literally border disputes about where the border of the dispute of the border dispute.
To summarize, in Arunchal Pradesh, there is a permanent population and the border is somewhat more stable. No one knows what the fuck is going on in Aksai Chin

A Free TIger and a Red Dragon

On the 15th of August 1947, India would become a free nation once more. They were freed from British imperialism but would immediately be faced with many problems, including improving the conditions of the people of the nation as well as ensuring partition with Pakistan went smoothly (and when it didn't, to make sure Indian interests were secure). Ravaged by colonialism and war, India would begin a long and arduous process of nation building.
About 3 years later, the Chinese Civil War drew to a close. Mao Zedong had done it. After temporarily putting the civil war on hold to fight the imperialist Japanese, the Chinese Communists would soon resume their civil war against the Chinese Nationalists. A civil war which would effectively be over by 1950. Ravaged by colonialism and war, China would begin a long and arduous process of nation building.
The First Prime Minister of India, Nehru adopted a friendly policy towards China. China, which had concerns about Indian ambitions in Tibet, would see India stand by as China took Tibet by force. India under Nehru would pledge political non interference in Tibet.
Instead, Nehru would trade the physical buffer Tibet provided with a "psychological buffer" called the "Five Principles of Peaceful Coexistence", a treaty of cooperation with China. Nehru desired peaceful relations with China as he saw them as fellow Asian nations fighting off colonialism together. This sentiment would become popular as the slogan Hindi-Chini bhai-bhai, which roughly translates to India and China are Brothers would become popular among Indians.
However, despite Nehru's desires for a "Indian-Chinese" axis as a third power in the Cold War against the US and USSR and the insistence by Chinese officials that there were no territorial disputes between India and China, China begun to become more and more hostile towards India. This started when India accepted the Dalai Lama as a refugee in 1959, which would enrage Mao. China would proceed to invade India in 1962

The Naive Tiger and the Hungry Dragon

India was completely caught by surprise as they were still largely under the belief of Hindi-Chini bhai-bhai. The unprepared Indians were trounced by the Chinese, who advanced in both disputed regions. The Chinese would withdraw in Arunchal Pradesh but captured Aksai Chin, which the Line of Actual Control comes from.
For China, the war achieved all its military objectives but did hurt its international image.
For India meanwhile, the war was a major turning point. Nehru was roundly criticized for his diplomatic strategy of "brotherhood" with an aggressive China. Patriotism and military spending would surge and China was, and still is to this day, seen as an enemy who betrayed India's friendly attitude. Heads flew as the defense minister was blamed and forced to resign, the military leadership was shook up and India became hypervigilant on both of its borders.
In addition, the war also had some domesitc policy consequences for India. It created a sense of national unity, but racist laws were passed against Chinese Indians who might be "traitors" (these laws were only repealed recently). In addition, the Communist Party were accused of being traitors and they ended up schisming in the war.
Lastly, Pakistan would try to attack in 1965 as they thought the Sino Indian war had exposed Indian weakness. The Pakistanis were repelled and Indian pride was restored to an extent.

The Vigilant Tiger and the Greedy Dragon

After getting stabbed in the back, Taiga India had done a total 180 on their China policy. Their military had modernized and was now ever vigilant on the Chinese border, just waiting for when China attacks again.
And they did. In 1967, India and China would have a localized dispute over trenches and barbed wire. This post has gone on long enough so I won't go into too much detail, but basically, China dig trench on Indian side, India says fuck off, India builds barbed wire, China says fuck off, India says no this is our side. Repeat
On 11 September 1967, the Chinese officer came and once more told the Indians to stop laying wires. The Indians refused. The Chinese then went to their bunkers and began open fire on Indian troops with machine gun fire, as well as starting an artillery barrage on Indian positions. Three days of skirmishes followed in which the Indians managed to destroy many Chinese bunkers. With many PLA fortifications destroyed and the advance of the PLA halted in its tracks, many in India considered this a victory and India in general was greatly pleased with the improvement of their fighting forces.

The Goat and the Dragon

Look at that, it's time for our side story! China and Pakistan! What do they have in common? Well they both hate India of course. To properly understand Indo Chinese relations, it'd be a mistake to leave Pakistan out of it.
China and Pakistan had border disputes of their own in Kashmir, however, after China had successfully defeated its archrival in 1963, Pakistan would cede all disputed lands to instead ally Pakistan against India. Pakistan would come to rely on China as it's main ally against India and China would use Pakistan as a counter to India, providing political and economic aid.
China was unable to help Pakistan in Indo Pakistani war of 1971 as India deployed troops on its border with China expecting just that possibility, however China and Pakistan's relations have deepened anyways, with Pakistan leaning more and more on China as its relations with the US deteriorate and betting heavily on China's BRI to help boost its economy.
Obviously, such close relations to Pakistan would only alienate India from China even more. While previously, the only disputes between India and China were just Arunchal Pradesh and Aksai Chin, which honestly probably were solvable, as China became more and more invested in Pakistan, India and China also started to have opposing views on things like the Kashmir issue, which was much harder to overcome. Thus India's relationship to China will always include Pakistan playing a third wheel

The Tiger and Dragon Practice Restrain

In 1986, India would make Arunchal Pradesh a state. This would result in raising tensions and troops on the border
But this time, unlike the others, it was diffused. Not a single life was lost in this conflict and the Indians and Chinese would agree to mutually lessen forces on the border. A breakthrough!

The Tiger and Dragon actually make some progress

Surprise! In the 2000's they actually solved a border dispute! China recognized the Indian State of Sikkim, which was previously claimed by China, as an official part of India. Various roads and borders were opened up to increase trade.

The Tale of the Tiger and The Two Dragons

Bhutan, affectionately known as the "Thunder Dragon Empire", is a small kingdom nestled in between India and China. The nation has traditionally been a part of India but has some border disputes with China of its own.
In one of these disputed territories, China wished to build a road. In addition to the altruistic reason of wanting to protect its spherelings territorial integrity, India also wanted to protect its own. While India did not claim the region in question, if China managed to build the road, it would put the Siliguri Corridor, also known as the "Chicken Neck" at risk. Basically, a tiny strip of land which if occupied could effectively split India into two. India obviously did not want China to be able to split India into two.
China meanwhile believed that they have sovereign over the area and not Bhutan, and claim they should be allowed to do what they want on their sovereign land.
Indian and Chinese troops would gather at the border and face a tense standoff at the region, often being as the Indian media puts it "eyeball to eyeball". No shots were fired and eventually the dispute would end with the two nations deescalating and issuing conflicting claims, possibly in face saving measures. It is unclear if China agreed to halt road construction, though there have not been any further construction on the road so far. Regardless, this became a turn to a more assertive China policy from Indian lawmakers, and it didn't backfire spectacularly, signalling to Indian lawmakers that more aggressive options which would have been avoided in the past would be "on the table" now.
This is notable because it is the first conflict between the two which India started

The Current Conflict

An effortpost on current events? What? No one honestly knows everything that's going on in Aksai Chin (where the current conflict is located), however it does seem to be escalating.
There are multiple theories to why the conflict is happening, including various government wanting to show strength, China wanting to take advantage of the pandemic or Chinese concerns of an Indian road project on the Indian side of the LAC which would neutralize China's current infrastructure advantage over India in the region
The conflict has up until today been tame in nature, though as I'm sure you guys have heard, that is no longer the case. Both Indian and Chinese sources have confirmed there have been fatalities, with only Indian sources providing numbers. The Indian news source ANI has claimed a total of 20 Indian deaths, 34 Indians missing, and 4 injured. It has on the flip side claimed 43 Chinese deaths and 7 injuries.
The situation is volatile and I'm not going to claim to know what's happening on the ground.

The Big Picture

The future is honestly, rather pessimistic for these two nations. China continues to build relations with Pakistan as well as attempts to isolate India with its Sea of Pearls strategy.
India on the other hand, is becoming closer to the other nations of the Quadrilateral Security Dialogue, an informal military alliance against China between India, the US, Australia and Japan. Notably, Japan and India are attempting to create an alternative to the BRI, India and Australia agree to use each others bases and Trump invites India to attend the G7
India has begun to move away from focusing solely on Pakistan towards focusing on both China and Pakistan equally. It is even possible, though currently unlikely, that India may abandon its traditional nonaligned position to formalize the Quadraliteral Security Dialogue into a real military alliance
China on the other hand will continue to attempt to isolate India and improve its relations with Pakistan, who in addition to a counterweight against India, have become a central part of their BRI plan.
Overall, expect India and China to fight more
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Megathread: William Taylor, envoy to Ukraine, testifies Trump tied Ukraine aid to politically motivated investigations

The top U.S. diplomat in Ukraine testified on Tuesday he was told that President Donald Trump made the release of security aid to Ukraine contingent on Kiev publicly declaring it would carry out politically motivated investigations that he sought, according to a copy of his statement to lawmakers.
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Hunter X Hunter Is it really a slow verse?

Originally, I did not intend in making a post on this so earlier (it was supposed to feature MHA's underestimated power) however I believe this deserves its own separate topic. People often argue the verse is below "Mach 1" and where this is coming from is of course Netero's "supersonic fist" so I will address the faulty in this and Feats disprove of "subsonic" Hunter Hunter and why Feats > Statements apply over all.

"He surpassed Sound itself"

Yes, Netero did in fact surpass the speed of sound...60 years ago. There are several things in-universe faster than sound and when a character is stated to surpass the speed of sound, sure its assumed they're "supersonic" however when you have a series which consistently perform "supersonic" feats and then a Top tier character is stated to be faster than sound, the statement might as well be vague. So, does Netero just now surpassing the speed of sound means everyone in Hunter Hunter are subsonic characters? No. Absolutely not.
Netero had surpassed the speed of sound with his NORMAL hands. Quote; "Normal Hands" and what I mean by this is Netero explicitly has faster moves than his normal hands and by mere observation that should be clear. The entire premise of Netero's training was to surpass his own limitations without the use of Nen. As shown Netero does not break the sound barrier with any amps, or "abilities" this is was his speed 60 years ago before the creation of his "Prayers" or "Bodhisvatta" Now for whatever reason, put seem to not tell the difference between Netero's showcasing in both his combat capabilities. Now in the image show Netero breaking the sound barrier was with his normal hands, but at the time of the Palace Invasion we see him clearly using something much much different and what does this appear to be? His prayers. Netero's prayers explicitly differ from his normal hands because they require much faster movement which he had trained to move faster than his normal hands which were his fist. The prayers require faster movement because he's performing actions several times within a short timeframe. Before I go any further the Netero we see breaking the sound barrier with his normal hands is not Netero's Prime. Netero did not use Nen when breaking the sound barrier, it was his own base form of speed. Netero at the time of his death was currently 110 years old, 60 years ago was when he broke the sound barrier, and at that time the formation of the Prayers and soon to be Bodhisvatta was not created at the time. The Netero we see breaking the sound barrier CANNOT be his Prime for several reasons because at the time of achieving his speed when younger, he was given the dojo. It is not until Netero gives up his Dojo to eventually find things to do on his own and more than likely the creation of Netero's prayers and Bodhisvatta came to be. And then we have people taking Netero "weaker than his prime" statement out of context. First of all, Netero said this before he begin to meditate. Otherwise if Netero was still massively weaker than his Prime, why would he fight Meruem without reaching the absolute pinnacle of his prime he can by mediating? Do you expect Netero to just sit on his ass all day and stay out of shape then still be capable of stalling Meruem? That would make zero sense. Netero after meditating clearly wasn't "more than half his prime" - that statement was said by Pre-Meditation Netero, the one stating Pitou was stronger than him.
With that addressed, lets continue on Netero's set speed. As I explained up above, Netero's prayers clearly differ from his normal hands, what else is above Netero's prayers? His Bodhisvatta. Netero's Bodhisvatta is Netero's fastest technique and stated by the narrator that its the only move which surpasses Meruem's speed. So claiming Meruem was getting blitzed by "Supersonic attacks" is far from true, explicitly because Netero's Normal hands is not faster than his prayers and his prayers is not faster than his Bodhisvatta nor are they equal. Netero at the time of breaking the sound barrier has undoubtedly improved. Just stating that Netero broke the sound barrier so his top speed is supersonic and he never stopped training seems so baseless. If Netero truly felt like being "supersonic" (when you have consistent characters scaling above such speeds) he wouldn't have gone to the lengths of creating several other techniques which are faster than his Normal. Netero has shown that he has feats far faster than supersonic. For example, his best feat is being able attack less than 0.1 seconds while falling as fast as the Dragon Dive which were kilometers in the sky that Pitou's 2 kilometer En only touched the front of it. Netero is falling in-sync with the Dragon Dives after sending Pitou away, which these shards were falling from 2,000+ meters in a timeframe of 0.96 seconds because thats the amount of time which had passed and the first of Zeno's dragon's have reached the ground ( the ones closest to the exterior wall is where we see a few have hit the ground). They would be traveling at supersonic to hypersonic speeds and Netero is statuing these Shards in a timeframe of less than 0.1 seconds before they even fully passed him. Its impossible for Netero to even be considered "supersonic" when you have feats like that. After all, Netero and Meruem were exchanging blows thousands of times in a timeframe less than a minute while Meruem being pushed back several meters constantly. The amount they exchanged is vague along with its timeframe. However even lowballing the feat by saying Netero and Meruem only exchanged 1002 times and the timeframe they exchanged for was for 59 seconds, you'd still get hypersonic based on the fact Meruem was being pushed back several meters. And the numbers given isn't the likely interpretation, but just lowballed numbers. The fact is, claiming that Netero is supersonic and everyone below him is as bad as claiming that "Naruto characters couldn't outrun or dodge bullets" and Kishimoto does infact state this. I wanted to speak on Naruto for a while now in regards to its speed and how its often portrayed in VsBattle communities. On WWW, Naruto characters are often going against Hunter Hunter characters, and there will always be that group of people who believe even Part 1 Characters would hilariously shit on Hunter Hunter top tiers, which I find unbelievably false but that's not what I'm arguing here, its the fact that people will downplay Hunter Hunter's speed and take Netero's supersonic statement to conclude that the verse is heavily below the speed of sound. And majority of the time its referenced in Naruto vs HxH threads, now I completely agree that the Naruto verse is a tier above HxH overall, but Naruto has its issues with speed too (which I have seen several post on) but I'm going to use Naruto as reference to reason with why using this logic for Hunter Hunter is absurd because believe or not, Togashi and Kishimoto are inconsistent ass fucking writers and have no real knowledge of how fast their characters are. Back on topic...
Lets take Zetsu's Lightning speed statement into value since I think it personally gives us how fast Naruto characters had really gotten.
「落雷は千分の一秒。。。音よりも速い!」 "Lightning strikes in one thousandth of a second... [It's] even faster than Sound!"
In this panel Black Zetsu is explaining to White Zetsu why Sasuke's assessment that the Kirin is impossible to dodge is correct. First he gives some actual numbers for how fast lightning is, describing how quickly it can reach the ground. Then to put those numbers into context he states "It's even faster than sound!".
Here's the thing, originally people relied on a fan based translation that instead stated "It's hundreds of times faster than sound!", which while not wrong in the technical sense (lightning really is that much faster than sound) gives a very different meaning. The speed of sound is actually something that is very consistently an extreme upper limit in Naruto, something that is nearly impossible to bypass. All the way back in the Chunin Exam's it's described as "The Wall" which no amount of hard work can surpass. The character stating this is technically wrong, but when that wall is breached it's with extreme methods such as Rock Lee or Gai opening Five (out of Eight) Inner Gates. Or vastly chakra intensive jutsu being used to accelerate objects to incredible (often impossible to dodge) speed. Yeah sounds familiar right?
And Zetsu's original wording is in line with this. Lightning is "even faster than sound" he says. The same way that you or I might say that a projectile fired from a railgun is "even faster than a bullet!" when explaining why someone can't dodge it. Or saying that car is "even faster than a horse" when explaining why people can't outrun cars.
Now fifth gates guy and lee have explicitly shown that they can move faster than sound, only with the power of the gates and no form prior to this. In the scene, its stated that "They're moving faster than sound!" in other words...they are only capable of breaching faster than sound feats with the use of gates evident in them only being stated to be faster than sound by that amp. Not in base stats, not in any gate other than the fifth, they do not perform supersonic movement. Not saying that they are borderline subsonic, I'm really not trying to argue Naruto's speed here (this needs its own post anyways, I plain on making something in correlation to 'What is Naruto's true speed?' because I have found some interesting stuff which makes Naruto's speed questionable...but anyways) the fact is, using Netero's statement in general is poorly misunderstood. It does not hold value if there are more consistent feats and when Netero himself is evidently above supersonic. Otherwise the same can apply to several verses.
I don't have much to say in regards to this, however posts like mine have picked up on this. The post goes in-depth of how Netero being supersonic is IMPOSSIBLE especially when its consistent with the series.
So, why did Togashi decide to make it seem like being faster than sound impressive if other characters were already above such speeds?
Yeah, I question the same exact thing. However there are clear answers to it and it wasn't meant to be seen as "Holy shit, he broke the sound barrier so he's supersonic!" In fact, its the exact opposite. Interpret how you want, but feats > statements most of the time. There are several reasons which debunk the fact this is true and thats by consistent feats.

Killua reacts to a Bullet 57 cms from his face

For context: Killua would extend his aura 57 cms from his face to sense the bullet which was being shot at him due to him failing to sense the bullets specifically because he did not know where they came from as the bullets are able to attack from Killua's blind spots which is shown here and with the help of flutter they were able to attack from Killua's blind-spots which by Flutters own words allows him to see all angles from the opponent meaning he can tell accordingly where Killua's blindsides would be enough for Ikalgo (the sniper) to do damage. So by extending his aura 57 cms from his face, it allowed him to sense where the bullet was coming from thus making him capable of reacting to these bullets "With Pure Speed and Superhuman reflexes" by the narrator meaning Killua in fact is faster than sound in reflexes and reactions.
Even beforehand, we have Killua blatantly defending against an explosion point blank range (also counts as a durability feat for Killua)
If thats not better enough, we have Killua explicitly being stated to handle Modern Military. Considering the Republic of East Gorteau is based on modern dictatorships, you bet your goddamn ass the soldiers he fought weren't carrying sticks and spears, or anything short of semi-automatic weapons. He's not much hyperbolic when he means this as its even said that the Military cannot handle him I fail to see how a subsonic character could handle modern military weapons days upon days.
Killua goes from atop a high treejump, snaps an ant a dozen meter's away neck and rips off his arms in milliseconds and is traveling past him before he can see a single thing, and it was so quick the other ant describes it as an instant. He's already dozens of meters away in the treetops the immediate next moment which he did in the same timespan with which he snapped the Ants arms and necks. I fail to see how subsonic can be argued for the verse, specifically in combat.

Uvogin catching point blank bullets

The gun is roughly 4 cms ~ from his face. This is a legitimate reaction feat, yet somehow people argue it isn't? Or its portrayed as Uvogin just opening his mouth beforehand despite there is zero indication of this being true and is perfectly consistent for Uvogin's later feats. Let's say that Uvogin is a brilliant genius and has his teeth set exactly, no more than a millimeter wider that the bullet, and he's able to predict EXACTLY where the guy is going to fire. Uvogin still has to react to that bullet traveling at 375 meters per second or so if the guy is 3 meters from his face (3 meters wasn't the actual distance but is just being used as reference) he has less than .01 second to register that gun has been fired. He also has to have his teeth close precisely with just enough force so that the bullet doesn't get chopped through, and close them no more than two millimeters in 0.0018 second-because the bullet travels its own length in that time-frame. In fact, he has less time than that. Uvogin would have to close his jaw, with perfect planning and precision. Considering the fact it was to showcase that Uvogin has insane reactions and insane durability, we see that Uvogin is often more reliant on his durability than actual reactions. Uvogin has been tagged by things much slower, and by definition would be an outlier...only if it wasn't in-character for him. Uvogin has explicitly shown that he can be caught offguard by things when not in-focus. Even more incidents of this is where he's getting tagged by slower characters than his reactions though he was not looking for this to be an anti-feat. Most of his encounters (since well he only has two) we see that he can easily be caught off-guard. Its not like the characters he was facing were entirely slow, Rabid Dog was able to process and defend "A Bullet" from Uvogin's mouth and considering the fact Uvogin is capable of emitting sound waves which are enough to create shockwaves from several meters, along with being able to even throw Rocks several meters that they move FTE to people, its not a stretch to say Uvogin could throw/shoot projectiles at speeds similar to that of a Handgun.

Kurapika catches bullets

Somehow this is regarded as aim-blocking? However we explicitly see that Kurapika doesn't swing his chains until after the bullet is fired and he is not spinning his chains around, he's downright catching them one at a time. The 2011 version makes it seem like Kurapika is just spinning his chain around, making it seem like blatant aim-blocking. However the 1999 anime portrays this differently which is equivalent to the managas interpretation. This requires eye coordination, and movements to act within that time. Kurapika is downright catching bullets.
He also dances around Uvogin casually who's a casual bullet-timer. Not only that, Kurapika has been stated capable of performing feats in 0.2 seconds or less by crossing an additional 20+ meters to capture Chrollo which delayed his reactions by a split second meaning Kurapika would have to act within that time, then race back to the car before anyone notices that Chrollo had disappeared. Yorknew has several overlooked speed feats, and I'm going to address some here.
One is how Chrollo is attacking in a milliseconds worth of time before any can notice the slight hint in movement of his arm, and a professional hunter was only capable of seeing a slight swift of his movements. I have seen other downplay like the travel speed needing cars to reach destinations, but I mean
  1. The Phantom Troupe explicitly stay on the low time to time when not trying to get tailed. But on some occasions, they simply do not care.
  2. Them having poor travel speed doesn't mean that applies to their reactions, movements and combat speed in general.
Hell, Togashi has done things like this in the past. Anyone who probably debated Yu Yu Hakusho had to have come across Yusuke failing to outrun a goddamn truck which can be clear Plot-Induced Stupidity or Yusuke just has poor travel speed which does not speak about his reactions.
Point is, the difference between Travel speed - reaction speed - combat speed - and movement speed has been made pretty clear within the Hunter verse. Its the reason why Netero isn't as fast as his Bodhisvatta because Meruem is capable of blitzing Netero several times despite the Bodhisattva being stated to be the only thing which exceeds Meruem's own movements.

Hisoka catches coins which were shooting faster than bullets

Hisoka considers these bullets fast. And by the feats I demonstrated that these characters above are consistently bullet-timers. Hisoka infact scales to these bullet timers if not massively above and for him to consider the coins fast in general holds it to them being faster than bullets.
But I mean, they are confirmed to be nonetheless. And one may try and argue that "Its saying its more powerful not faster" Bullets are fast because of its KE it produces when fired. It hits hard due to its speed, and the fact that Gotoh's coins were being stated to be more powerful would mean they would travel faster than at least the average bullet because of its force. Hisoka also questions if he gotten used to Gotoh's attacks or that they had gotten slower, meaning that he did consider them quite fast and was capable of reacting to the other faster bullet coin if he's able to make judgements of how fast or slow they had gotten.
Hisoka is even capable of defending against explosions from point blank range before it can entirely obliterate his body, these explosions in fact do have large AOE which are potent enough to damage Hisoka. Hisoka does lose a leg, however this was due to him having had extended his leg as he was being rushed by several exploding puppets and it was within the explosions point-blank radius. Hisoka still defended in time before it took over his entire body which he defends against and we know that Hisoka didn't realize that the explosion had taken off his leg, which he was surprised by.
With those list of speed feats, I do not see how anyone can necessitate that the verse is subsonic by any means. Now, some people might bring up times where characters within that verse perform poor travel speed which means they're automatically subsonic, and one of them being Killua.
First of all, its stated that Killua divided Godspeed into two functions.
Speed of Lightning allows Killua to use his body at superhuman speeds consistently and Killua is not that slow when using Speed of Lightning. We are shown that Killua infact is capable of performing fast burst speeds crossing several meters in a mere instant. And Here we see that Killua was already hundreds of meters away from where he started and the motorcycle which catches up to him isn't slow either. Killua also had the supported weight of Alluka on him, which would slow him down more than usual. Now Killua's travel speed is still vague. First of all, Tsubones statement to Killua taking less than 10 minutes to cross a 40 km distance isn't a way to scale Killua's speed.
  1. Killua makes the observation that Pallister is within 40 kilometers by the paved road. It was only after the fact that he jumped off the edge into the forest, taking different unpaved route, that Tsubone made the guess that he would make it in less than 10 minutes.
Its unreasonable to assume this is the time Killua took if he hadn't taken the roads 40 km distance. Killua had to travel through woods, which would mean the distance Killua traveled would be more than 40 km through woods because he never took the roads route. And the fact Killua took the road meant that it was a more lesser distance because Killua would have no reason to travel on road if we he was trying to shake off Tsubone. The woods would have been far more effective to lose them. Killua likely traveled more than 40 kilometer through woods, which makes sense for the fact the roads were a much faster route compared to the woods but that was shortly cut off.
Adding onto the fact Killua crossed an equivalent if not above distance to reach Gon and Pitou in 2-4 minutes, maybe even seconds depending on how you gather the timeframe. Point is, calculations which put Killua's travel speed at 66 m/s awfully exaggerates what is being said. Killua's Godspeed in Speed of Lightning doesn't have Quantifiable travel speed IMO.
Is quite literally actions which allowed Killua to perform Nigh-Instantaneous actions. In which here he can respond to enemies aura intent thus automatically acting before the opponent can perform that action. Shown here that Killua can act quite fast. Not much needs to be explained about the ability other than it sends electric signals to the body without the brain having to tell the body to do anything when its just automatic. How fast these electric signals travel is unknown and unquantifiable, however we know its able to act against very very fast characters.
Cheetu is also one. Apparently he has very slow travel speed compared to his reactions and burst speeds, evident in him stated to clock over at 125 mph. However the issue with this is Cheetu is explicitly not using his fastest speed. Cheetu time to time does not travel at his fullest speed, this is likely his jogging rather than full speed. Cheetu later, Cheetu is stated to have a speed of 200 mp/h. So how fast Cheetu really is? Cheetu has explicit set of speeds, running speeds isn't comparable to that of his reactions/movement. In combat, he's capable of easily tagging both Morel and Knuckle who are superhuman characters several times before they even noticed basically going FTE to them and then appearing a few meters back to this original position.
Now Cheetu infact does have fast burst speeds, which is known as a blitz. Here we see that Cheetu is dashing at speeds which allow him to cross hundreds of meters in a short time and no more than a few minutes later, we see that Cheetu is miles ahead from where Morel and Knuckle were.
Even before then, Cheetu has shown blitzing several people before noticing they lost their body parts while he appears several meters away. (Adding onto the fact that Cheetu crossed NGL's border in a short amount of time which is a 2,000 kilometer country).
I believe Togashi really has lost a track of his characters speed, but not towards the point where being FTS is consider fast in the verse. We have statements that even reference Light-Speed movements and for him to have his characters consistently perform hypersonic feats, like catching bullets from Point Blank range? I heavily doubt Togashi thinks that will still make his characters subsonic by now. Even more evident is the fact one of the prince downright performs bullet-timing feats in the current arc. I do not know what else to say but, the verse isn't subsonic by any means. Its fairly consistent and has no real outliers which can't be explained and reasoned with.
But eh, Sesame Street still solos the verse. Pretty fodder if you ask me.
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Canadian Prediction Betting Markets

Do we have any way to bet on predictions in Canada? I feel like most markets require you to be a US or other nations citizen. Any Canadian sites or ways around this? It would be nice to bet on politics and other events
EDIT: To be clear I am not talking about call and put options... I am talking about prediction market gambling to bet on events ranging from who gets elected to WHO declares a pandemic.
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  20. In this post-Freudian age the institution of marriage, as a by-product of religiously-fuelled monogamy, has deteriorated to the point theat amorphous sexual identity, as opposed to rigid religiosity, has become the primary self-defining feature of the individual.But has anything changed?Has the entrapment of woman via marriage which Blake called a "gilded cage" merely deteriorated to the "rusty prison" of the Bang Bus, representative of the anonymous male-centric sex and gang bangs.
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  54. So you're going by " " now nerd? Haha whats up douche bag, it's Tyler from Highschool. Remember me? Me and the guys used to give you a hard time in school. Sorry you were just an easy target lol. I can see not much has changed. Remember Sarah the girl you had a crush on? Yeah we're married now. I make over 200k a year and drive a mustang GT. I guess some things never change huh loser? Nice catching up lol. Pathetic..
  55. You think you know shit you dumb bitch? Fuck you I’ll slit your families throats with no remorse. Don’t ever disrespect Teletubbies again idiot.
  56. ɴᴏᴡ ᴘʟᴀʏɪɴɢ: Despacito 2 (Feat: JokerRaps) ───────────────────────────○─────────────────── ◄◄⠀▐▐ ⠀►►⠀⠀ ⠀ 𝟸:𝟷𝟾 / 𝟷𝟹:𝟻𝟼 ⠀ ───○ 🔊⠀ ᴴᴰ ⚙️ ❐ ⊏⊐
  57. ɴᴏᴡ ᴘʟᴀʏɪɴɢ: Women Aren't Funny (Feat: Back To The Kitchen) ───────────⚪────── ◄◄⠀▐▐ ⠀►► 5:12/ 7:𝟻𝟼 ───○ 🔊⠀ ᴴᴰ ⚙️
  58. I am so Ṭ̷Ř̥̤̤̻̥̥ͧ̏ͦ̋͑͡Ɨ̘͉̲̯̹͔̿ͯͦ͋͂͡Ǥ̸̷͈͇͉̟̫͚͖͉̼̰̱̩͔̙̖̱̌͑ͥ̐ͤͧ̂͌̃ͬ͟͜ͅĠ̟͓͇̺̭̮̇̄̍̃ͬͣ͂ͪ̽̃̀͜Ɇ̛ͦ̄̓ͪ̇̌̄̒̊̓̾̐͒͋ͭ̀͗̚͝҉̧͙͍̦̣̤͇͓͙̲͍̪̤̻͢ͅṜ͓̠̘̥̼̈́̌ͬ͜ͅḚ̬̯͎͉̙̉ͧ͆̕Ƌ̶ . so fucking Ṭ̷Ř̥̤̤̻̥̥ͧ̏ͦ̋͑͡Ɨ̘͉̲̯̹͔̿ͯͦ͋͂͡Ǥ̸̷͈͇͉̟̫͚͖͉̼̰̱̩͔̙̖̱̌͑ͥ̐ͤͧ̂͌̃ͬ͟͜ͅĠ̟͓͇̺̭̮̇̄̍̃ͬͣ͂ͪ̽̃̀͜Ɇ̛ͦ̄̓ͪ̇̌̄̒̊̓̾̐͒͋ͭ̀͗̚͝҉̧͙͍̦̣̤͇͓͙̲͍̪̤̻͢ͅṜ͓̠̘̥̼̈́̌ͬ͜ͅḚ̬̯͎͉̙̉ͧ͆̕Ƌ̶ . why do you have to do this to me. you made me Ṭ̷Ř̥̤̤̻̥̥ͧ̏ͦ̋͑͡Ɨ̘͉̲̯̹͔̿ͯͦ͋͂͡Ǥ̸̷͈͇͉̟̫͚͖͉̼̰̱̩͔̙̖̱̌͑ͥ̐ͤͧ̂͌̃ͬ͟͜ͅĠ̟͓͇̺̭̮̇̄̍̃ͬͣ͂ͪ̽̃̀͜Ɇ̛ͦ̄̓ͪ̇̌̄̒̊̓̾̐͒͋ͭ̀͗̚͝҉̧͙͍̦̣̤͇͓͙̲͍̪̤̻͢ͅṜ͓̠̘̥̼̈́̌ͬ͜ͅḚ̬̯͎͉̙̉ͧ͆̕Ƌ̶ and i cant control myself. if i wasnt so fucking Ṭ̷Ř̥̤̤̻̥̥ͧ̏ͦ̋͑͡Ɨ̘͉̲̯̹͔̿ͯͦ͋͂͡Ǥ̸̷͈͇͉̟̫͚͖͉̼̰̱̩͔̙̖̱̌͑ͥ̐ͤͧ̂͌̃ͬ͟͜ͅĠ̟͓͇̺̭̮̇̄̍̃ͬͣ͂ͪ̽̃̀͜Ɇ̛ͦ̄̓ͪ̇̌̄̒̊̓̾̐͒͋ͭ̀͗̚͝҉̧͙͍̦̣̤͇͓͙̲͍̪̤̻͢ͅṜ͓̠̘̥̼̈́̌ͬ͜ͅḚ̬̯͎͉̙̉ͧ͆̕Ƌ̶ iwould be living the life. but no, im am fucking Ṭ̷Ř̥̤̤̻̥̥ͧ̏ͦ̋͑͡Ɨ̘͉̲̯̹͔̿ͯͦ͋͂͡Ǥ̸̷͈͇͉̟̫͚͖͉̼̰̱̩͔̙̖̱̌͑ͥ̐ͤͧ̂͌̃ͬ͟͜ͅĠ̟͓͇̺̭̮̇̄̍̃ͬͣ͂ͪ̽̃̀͜Ɇ̛ͦ̄̓ͪ̇̌̄̒̊̓̾̐͒͋ͭ̀͗̚͝҉̧͙͍̦̣̤͇͓͙̲͍̪̤̻͢ͅṜ͓̠̘̥̼̈́̌ͬ͜ͅḚ̬̯͎͉̙̉ͧ͆̕Ƌ̶ and i have to live in this shithole. which doesn't help because im so fucking Ṭ̷Ř̥̤̤̻̥̥ͧ̏ͦ̋͑͡Ɨ̘͉̲̯̹͔̿ͯͦ͋͂͡Ǥ̸̷͈͇͉̟̫͚͖͉̼̰̱̩͔̙̖̱̌͑ͥ̐ͤͧ̂͌̃ͬ͟͜ͅĠ̟͓͇̺̭̮̇̄̍̃ͬͣ͂ͪ̽̃̀͜Ɇ̛ͦ̄̓ͪ̇̌̄̒̊̓̾̐͒͋ͭ̀͗̚͝҉̧͙͍̦̣̤͇͓͙̲͍̪̤̻͢ͅṜ͓̠̘̥̼̈́̌ͬ͜ͅḚ̬̯͎͉̙̉ͧ͆̕Ƌ̶. no one has come to help me so far. that is also making me Ṭ̷Ř̥̤̤̻̥̥ͧ̏ͦ̋͑͡Ɨ̘͉̲̯̹͔̿ͯͦ͋͂͡Ǥ̸̷͈͇͉̟̫͚͖͉̼̰̱̩͔̙̖̱̌͑ͥ̐ͤͧ̂͌̃ͬ͟͜ͅĠ̟͓͇̺̭̮̇̄̍̃ͬͣ͂ͪ̽̃̀͜Ɇ̛ͦ̄̓ͪ̇̌̄̒̊̓̾̐͒͋ͭ̀͗̚͝҉̧͙͍̦̣̤͇͓͙̲͍̪̤̻͢ͅṜ͓̠̘̥̼̈́̌ͬ͜ͅḚ̬̯͎͉̙̉ͧ͆̕Ƌ̶. everyone is so shit and it makes me so Ṭ̷Ř̥̤̤̻̥̥ͧ̏ͦ̋͑͡Ɨ̘͉̲̯̹͔̿ͯͦ͋͂͡Ǥ̸̷͈͇͉̟̫͚͖͉̼̰̱̩͔̙̖̱̌͑ͥ̐ͤͧ̂͌̃ͬ͟͜ͅĠ̟͓͇̺̭̮̇̄̍̃ͬͣ͂ͪ̽̃̀͜Ɇ̛ͦ̄̓ͪ̇̌̄̒̊̓̾̐͒͋ͭ̀͗̚͝҉̧͙͍̦̣̤͇͓͙̲͍̪̤̻͢ͅṜ͓̠̘̥̼̈́̌ͬ͜ͅḚ̬̯͎͉̙̉ͧ͆̕Ƌ̶ i just cant contain my Ṭ̷Řͧ̏
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  60. After a long day of work, Kanye West goes to his Kanye Nest to take his Kanye Rest. He wakes up feeling his Kanye Best. Then he’ll get Kanye Dressed on his Kanye Vest to go on a Kanye Quest. He goes to church and becomes Kanye Blessed, then to a hotel room to be a Kanye Guest. Then to school to take his Kanye Test. He forgot to brush his teeth. Did he run out of Kanye Crest? His neighbor stole it, what a Kanye Pest.
  61. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀. .
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  63. Lord Maximus, 22.
  64. Lord Maximus at your service m’lady, level 82 DM, feminist, gentleman, sandwich lover, burrito lover, woman lover.
  65. *ahem* Listen Carefully, M'lady, it seems you have stolen something from me,and i am very upset, i will have no choice but to contact the town sheriff to place in the stocks,for thieving, if you do not return my heart to me posthaste, this kind of behaviour will not be tollerated, however, i am willing to overlook this transgression, if tou agree to a date with me, otherwise chareges will be pressed for the stealing of my heart, i await your letter of acceptance *kisses hand and blows* yours truly,lord Maximus
  66. 1- I got a dig bick
  67. 2- you that read wrong
  68. 3- you read that wrong too
  69. 4- you checked
  70. 5- you smiled
  71. 7- your wondering why your still
  72. this reading this
  73. 8- you saw that mistake.... Right? (on 7)
  74. 10- but did you see that I skipped 6?
  75. 10- you checked
  76. 11- and saw you that I doubled 10 and skipped 9
  77. 12- I said saw you, not you saw
  78. 13- I also skipped 2
  79. 14- you just got tricked
  80. 15- I am just wasting your time, everyone says "I deserve a like" but I probably don't haha, but go back to reading those comments you beautiful creature?
  81. 👁👂🥁🗣🌃 👩👂🗣🔇 👩🏃‍♀️➡️🕧✈️ 🌔🦋⭐️➡️🙏👍 👁👤✋👴🏻 🙏📕🖊📚📖👴🏻🎼 🏃‍♂️➡️👴🏻🗣🏃‍♂️👍
  82. 👱‍♂️🔥☄️💥🏃‍♂️🔥☄️💥🔥💁‍♀️ 🚫❌🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️❌ 👁🙏🌧⬇️🌍 👤🕑🕒🕓👫❌
  83. 🐺🐕😭🌔 🐺💤🚫🙏👤👫 👁👤💭👍👁✅ 👍🌋⬆️🏔🐘🐘 👁👨‍⚕️🍵⬇️ 😖🙇‍♂️👤👁👤
  84. 👱‍♂️🔥☄️💥🏃‍♂️🔥☄️💥🔥💁‍♀️ 🚫❌🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️❌ 👁🙏🌧⬇️🌍 👤🕑🕒🕓👫❌
  85. 🏃‍♂️➡️👴🏻🗣👩👍
  86. 👱‍♂️🔥☄️💥🏃‍♂️🔥☄️💥🔥💁‍♀️ 🚫❌🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️❌ 👁🙏🌧⬇️🌍 👁🙏🌧⬇️🌍 👁🙏🌧⬇️🌍 👁🙏🌧⬇️🌍 👁🙏🌧⬇️🌍 👤🕑🕒🕓👫❌
  87. Yesterday I saw a white, windowless van saying "free candy" in spray paint. I love candy, especially free, so naturally i walk over to the van and knock on the window. The man came out and he looked quite old and strange, and he also smelt a bit like fish and sewage. But who am I to judge if I'm getting free candy right? He opened the back door and told me to come inside. Inside it was dark and it smelt like the bathroom after my dad's daily alone time. I felt the man touch my legs and feet when all of a sudden the lights turned on. i could see him crouched over next to me at a light switch and to my amazement there was the most candy I have ever seen in my life. The man smiled to reveal black and missing teeth, probably from the sugar in all of the candy. He told me to take as much as i want. After eating as much as my stomach could hold, I went home with my pockets filled with the candy. When i got home, my dad asked where have I been all this time so i told him the story. He then took me to my room and proceeded to fuck me in the ass
  88. You wrote that yourself? wow congrats dude, really, that's very cool. i just told everyone in my family about it, everybody thinks that's very impressive and asked me to congratulate you. they want to speak to you in person, if possible, to give you their regards. they also said they will tell our distant relatives in christmas supper and in NYE they will ignite fireworks that spell your name. i also told about this enormous deed to closer relatives, they had the same reaction. they asked for your address so they can send congratulatory cards and messages. my friends didn't believe me when i told them i knew the author of this gigantic feat, really, they were dumbstruck, they said they will make your name echo through years and years to come. when my neighbour found out about what you did, he was completely dumbstruck too, he wanted to know who you are and he asked (if you have the time, of course) if you could stop by to receive gifts, congratulations and handshakes. with the spreading of the news, a powerful businessman of the area decided to hire you as the CEO of his company because of this tremendous feat and at the same time an important international shareholder wants to sponsor you to give speeches and teach everybody how to do as you did so the world becomes a better place. you have become famous not only here but also everywhere, everybody knows who you are. the news spread really fast and mayors of all cities are setting up porticos, ballons, colossal boom speakers, anything that can make your name stand out more and see which city can congratulate you the hardest for this magnificent feat.
  89. After hours of deliberation with the council of high intellect education foundation ( C. H. I. E. F.), it has officially been determined that the content of this will be immediately categorised under stage 2 terminology ‘this most definitely ain’t it’ until further action can be proposed. After several proceedings, the 4 council representatives; Ligma, Sugma, Bofa and SuCon, they have outlined various problems within this matter. Firstly, it rejects and defies the first commandment of memeology; “No Cap” preferably referred to as “No 🧢” Secondly, it also defies the second commandment of memeology; “is this loss?” People truly feel at loss when this predicament presents itself and to answer their question it is not loss. However this post represents the very dooming definition of loss. Finally, it defies the final and most important commandments issued by the council of high intellect and education foundation (C. H. I. E. F.); “I just got off the phone with chief.... not it” [memeology v.2 : chapter 4 : page 3 : verse 34]. This is a grave mistake you have made as only the chosen intellects can access the intercellular matrix that connects beings of low intellect (humans) and beings of high intellect (chiefs). Only ones who have the highest intellect and highest IQ can enter the intercellular matrix of the planetary separations and therefore connect to the C. H. I. E. F bureau for further questioning. As this issuement has not met the certain requirements in memeology, it will be transferred further down into the stage 5 catergory, terminalised as “delete this shit nigga”
  90. What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
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  95. Dihydrogen Monoxide, also known as “Hydro-Oxy” is a new street drug that the kids use, it is an extremely addictive substance . The withdrawals of the substance is so severe that it may kill the user after three days of not taking it. No joke.
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  109. POTENTIALLY sign me the FUCK up 👋👀👋👀👋👀👋👀👋👀 average shit modera̷̶te sHit 👋 thats some ALright 👋👋shit right 👋👋 th 👋 ere 👋👋👋 right 🆗 there 🆗 if i do ƽaү so my self🆗 i say so 🆗 that could be what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ 🆗 👋 👋👋НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ 👋 👋👋 👋 🆗 👋 👀 👀 👀 👋👋Not outstanding shit
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  111. Merry ⛄️🌟 Christmas Babe 🔥🍑👅 I hope 🙏🏼👏🏼 Santa comes 👄💦😩 to visit you 👣👟and give 👍🏼 you a package 🙈📦💌💦. Hope you were a 😇🙂 good girl 😛🍆 this year instead of the😽 usual 😼 naughty 🙄 girl 💦🍑👅😛😫🔥🔥. Santa is definitely ✊🏻 coming 💧tonight 🎅🏿🎅🏻😳😏 and he's gonna 😍😘 stuff your stocking 😝👌🏽👈🏽 with goodies 💋💄👙👗 tonight on this 🎄Christmas 🎄night ❄️⛄️☃🌨💫. Santa 🎅🏻 is gonna 💪🏿💪🏼✊🏻squeeze 🖖🏻down your 👧🏽 😰 narrow 😛😍chimney 🏡🏠 and show you 👀 that you've been a very👸🏽👸🏽 naughty 😏😫😝 girl. Then his 💁🏼 helper 😬😏 Boy 🍆🙃🙂 is gonna 🎄sleigh you baby 😛😏😲👐🏼🙌🏻 and inspect 🕵🔎🔍 that 🍑 sweet 💦 ass🍑 because that's what 👉🏽you👈🏽 want for Christmas 🍑💦😛🔥😏😍🍆👅👀 Santa 🎅🏻 is cumin😻👽 to town 🏢🏦🏬🏚🏡🏠🏣🏤 the clock 🕐 is ticking 🙄 be ready 😏😛🍆 Santa is cumin down↘️⬇️↙️ your👌🏽😍 chimney🖖🏻👅 tonight 😮and he's gonna 😨drown in that chimney 🤐😰💦💧☔️🏊🏼🏄🏼🚣🏼 of yours 🛀🏼🍆🍑 SLEIGH 🎄🎄 🎅🏻SANTA🎅🏻 🎄🎄 SLEIGH 🍆😩💦👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩
  113. ✋✋✋✋✋hol' up hol' up ✋✋ looks 👀 like we got a master 🎓 memer 🐸🐸🐸 over here 👈👈👈👩👩 hold on to your 👙panties👙ladies!💋💁fuccbois better back the hell ⬆️up⬆️ this absolute 🙀🙀🙀 maaaaaadman!!1! 👹 all you other aspiring 🌽🌽 memers👽👻💀 mmmight as wwwell give up! 👎👎👎👎cuse 👉this guy👈is as good 👌👌👌as it gets! 👏👏👏😹😹
  114. 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌there👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit
  115. ✋👀 hEY✋fagGotツhowsツitツgOinGm9?ツツツgUd👍👉👌👀 ✔geT💃trOlled💃💃loL💃what.a.gEYxD😂😂😂 💯%trole✔✔💃ツKeK 😂 ♏3♏35Xd♋I̵̘̦͈̬̭͈̪͈̬̠̹̬̦̭͎̭͆ͩ͌̉̉̓̋ͥ̿̍ͤ͗́̔͒́̀̚̚̚͠͠'̷̛̰͎̜̠̯͔̩̭̭̠̯̱͚̭̫̥̠͔̆̀̉̌̀̏m̐̓ͭͤͨ͋͗͒̔ͬͧ҉̲̮̖͙̳̖̖̳̬̟̥̦̺̺́̀͟ͅ ̿̈́ͣ̏̈́̂̎̓̆̈́ͩ́͠ 😂 ̡̨͚̟̭̹̲̯̪̞̫̮͎̙j̛̹̳͇̮͉͓̫̪̰̩̭̩͖̥̰̪͎̍̐̿̍́̐ͣ̃̿̽̒̍̆̂ͩͩ́̚̕͠͞u̸͐̅ͯ̑̓̅̽ͥͣ̽͏̮̠͔͈s̱̙̼͈͚̗̫̫̠̜̣̼̥̱͍̃̏ͫ̌ͧ̃ͨͪ̏ͦ̑ͦ̚̕͢͡͞͡t̼̤̰̹͓ͤ̽ͭ̌͊ͣ͛͘͠ 😂 ͚̞̠͎̰͙̹ ̵̫̪̫̪̹͍͚̬̘͕͙̰̬͔͑͐͗́̉͂̎̃ͪͯ̅̋ͯ̏̾̈a̢̼͍̲̼̭̤͈̯͔̪̍̂̓͛̍̇ͩ͑ͫ̃̌̋̊ͬ̓̇͒́̚̚͝͡ͅ ̡͔͖͂ͭ̓̾̾ͥ̂ͧ́͢͡ 😂 ͉̩̩͉̠͖͇͉̺̬͚̥͎͎̗ţ̶̴̡̡͕͈͍͚̩̞̤̥̱̯̤͈͙͚̭͉͓͂̒ͭ̀̓͒̒͑ͅr̪͎̹̹͚̝̥͚̙͕͗͂̑̒̎͐̽͂̽̔͋͆͒͋̂̒ͣ͛́o̢̠͍͚̼͙̬̙̹̥̭̼͚̖̘̭̲̫͛͂ͬ̎ͫ͒̾ͣ͒̽̍̑l̴̙̺̼̪̪̼̮͖̪̣̞̮͕͉̥̙͌ͮ̆̽̌́̆̈͞͞lͤ̔̇̾̓ͧ͆̑͒͒
  116. yes👌👀👌👀👌👀yEs👌👀oH👌👀yes💃💃💃 hahyehツ👍👍👍👍👍👍juSt💃💃💃s0💃💃💃gOoD💃💃💃mfwツツツツhApp3ツツツ👌👀2gud4👀m3m3s👍gr8💃💃👌👽ayy👽👽lmao👌👀ツツツnIc3ツ1👉👌👀Xd💃💃sO👍fUnnY👍👍👍gOOD👍👍joB✋✋✋
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  118. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 i just had sex 👉🏿👌🏿💏💏 with your 👀comment 👀👱‍♀️👱🏻‍♀️👱🏿‍♀️cus I SMASHED that MFIN LIKE BUTTON 😂👦🏿👦🏿nigga👦🏿👦🏿😂😂😂
  119. yea 💯 my dicc 😎🍆 long 🙀😼💁🏻but 😛🍑 you know 🤔👀 whats even 😩😏🙈 longer??? 😈😱😰 my yea boyyyyyyyyyy 🗣👦🏻😂👌😜
  120. It’s 😂 the Nut🌰shack🏚! (Yee, yee 😏) It’s 😏 the Nut🌰shack🏚! (What he say? 🤔⁉️) It’s 😪 the Nut🌰shack🏚! (Oh, yes! 😄) (Yeeeah 😁) It’s 😐 the Nut🌰shack🏚! (Hey, 👋😃 I know 💭 that kid 👦!) It’s 😜 the Nut🌰shack🏚! (Don't ❌ forget 🤔 ya boy 😎 Angel 😇!) It’s 😙 the Nut🌰shack🏚! (It’s the Nut🌰shack🏚! 🙂) It’s 🤔 the Nut🌰shack🏚! (It’s the Nut🌰shack🏚! 😕) It’s 🤑 the Nut🌰shack🏚! (Yeah! 😊) (It’s the Nut🌰shack🏚… 😴) It’s 🙃 the Nut🌰shack🏚! (Hey! 😠) It’s 😤 the Nut🌰shack🏚! (This beat's 🎵 knockin' 😎👌!) It’s 😵 the Nut🌰shack🏚! (Whoooa! 😮😱) It’s 😳 the Nut🌰shack🏚!
  121. Hoo-ugh! 👊😤
  122. Phil’s 😎 from 📤 'Frisco 🏙, Jack’s 😪 from 📤 the P.I. 🏝! Horatio 🐒 or Horat 🤖 so big-eyed 👁👁! Tito Dick 👨 “😫Dick🍆man😫💦”, baby 👶! He raised 👨‍👦 Phil 😎 and loves 😍 the ladies 👯! Jack’s 😪 cool 😎 and lazy 😴, he’s still learnin’ 📖! Otherwise Cherry 🍒 Pie's 🍰 still a virgin 🙄! Chita 🙋, meet 👋😃 da freak 😱 of da weekah 🗓! Phil’s 😎 home🏠girl🚺, man Jack 😪 wanna keep her! But 😦 that’s not 🙅 happenin’, either 😭😩😭! (NO! 😡)
  123. Shakin’ 😰 like a seizure 😱, hold up 🖐😦, boys 👬 Let me spark 💥 this 🚬, take a breather 😤 (Yeaaah, huh-huh! 😂😂😂) Breathe that 🌿reefer🌿 in my lungs I Gott Grapes 🍇, what 🤔⁉️ you 🙇 watchin’ 📺, son?
  124. It’s 😒 the Nut🌰shack🏚! (Yah! 😄👍) It’s 😮 the Nut🌰shack🏚! (AAAAARRRGH! 😡😡😡) It’s 😎 the Nut🌰shack🏚! It’s 😂 the Nut🌰shack🏚!
  125. Nutshack...Nutshack...Nutshack...
  126. If Michael 👓from vsauce👓 and my girl 👧 😍 both drowning 🌊💦💦😵 and I can only save one 👓👧 Catch me😎 at my girl👸 funeral ⛪😔😔😔 👻 🌹having an existential crisis 😮😮😧😧
  127. Hell-o! 🤗This is message 📲brought to you by the hoes🕹🕹🕹 of hoesgiving! You turkey lurkey slut! 🦃🍴This will provide you the necessary 😏 ingredients to spice up your thanksgiving dish. no need to EAT OUT 🍽🍆💦💦💦💦💦on thanksgiving 🦃🦃🦃🦃when you can dish out 🍴your own😏🍆 Gobble 🦃Gobble 🦃this d🍆Icccccckkkk Don't forget the stuffing 😯💦to gobble👏 gobble👏 gobble👏 on a big ol😜😜 dick👌💋. back in 1️⃣4️⃣9️⃣2️⃣, our main bitch💁💁 Christopher Columbus👦🏻 and those slutty👙👠 pilgrims🏊🏊 had to 💦💦cum💦💦 2️⃣ America⛵️⛵️⛵️⚓️ in search🕵 of new dicks to suck🐓🐓🐓.
  128. 🦃🦃🦃 🦃🦃🦃 🦃🦃🦃🦃 🦃🦃🦃🦃 🦃🦃🦃🦃 🦃🦃🦃🦃 🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃 🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃 🦃🦃🦃🦃 🦃🦃🦃🦃 🦃🦃🦃🦃 🦃🦃🦃🦃 🦃🦃🦃🦃 🦃🦃🦃🦃 🦃🦃🦃🦃 🦃🦃🦃🦃 🦃🦃🦃🦃 🦃🦃🦃
  129. send this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of your sluttiest pilgrim 🌽🌽 bitches or you won’t get any 💦gravy💦 this year. Get 5️⃣ back and you’re a mashed potato hoe😟😟. get 1️⃣0️⃣ back and you’re a sexy stuffing slut😽😽. happy 🦃cock🐓 gobbling👄 thursday and get ready for big ◼️BLACK◼️ dick 🎅🏿FRIDAY🎅🏿
  130. 💦👉😩Touch👈😍my😱😱👤BODY😍👤⬇️⬇️put⬇️⬇️me on the😩😍floor💦💦WRESTLE👊😍me around🔥😩PLAY💦🔥with me some😩more😩😍touch✋✋my👤body👤THROW⬆️me 🔛on🔛 the🔥😍BED💦😩I just wanna make you👉👌feel😍💦like you🙅never❌🚫did🔥😩
  131. —————————————————————
  132. 🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫—————————————————————
  133. One day in a sunny McDonald's land, Ronald McDonald was sitting under the shade pondering about his dream he had. He had gone to bed feeling especially suicidal, as a Redditor normally feels, but he had reached some sort of turning point. He just knew it...
  134. In his dream, a sexy man with luscious hair appeared before him. He shivered and Ronald got a gigantic erection. He immediately though of very indecent thoughts, causing his mouth to water.
  135. He would taste better than a Big Mac, he thought.
  136. Then the sexy man introduced himself as Jesus Christ. He had a deep voice that mad Ronald secretly fangirl to himsef. Shivers were running through his McDick. Jesus had an innocent aura around him. Ronald wanted to rub Jesus in his colors.
  137. Ronald watched as Jesus gracefully walked to him. He couldn't hold back as he pushed himself against Jesus wanting to be as close as possible to the sexy beast in front of him. Then he woke up to his damn Mclarm clock.
  138. Fuck me. Ronald thought. He then grabbed his special Mcbasket and headed out to be under the shade.
  139. Ronald's mouth watered again at the thought of his dream. Then the sky opened up. Light came from the sky and he heard angles singing. Then he saw Jesus coming down from the Heavens and was advancing towards him. Jesus was now in front of Ronald and he touched Jesus's smooth, sexy, sexy skin. He was real, alright. PRAISE THE LORD!
  140. Ronald tried his best at a seductive smile. Then he grabbed some rope from the Mcbasket.
  141. "Time for bondage play!" Ronald said.
  142. Jesus, without resisting, was tied to a pole by his wrists. Now was the time Ronald could do all the dirty deeds he got the ideas from _demetri_ online. He licked Jesus behind his ear, that cause Jesus to feel an electrical shock of pleasure run down his body. Ronald got out a Mcwhip and began slapping Jesus's ass. Jesus moaned out loud, "Ahhhh! Put your holy staff in my oven!"
  143. Ronald thrust his McDick in Jesus's oven. It was warm as fuck.
  144. "Harder!" Jesus moaned. He did it harder and harder. Then all of the sudden they felt the ground shake. Smoke came out of the ground and revealed a man with platinum hair. He had sexy jet black wings that had scars all over it. He wore all leather and had obscene tattoos all over his ripped body. He had a six pack and was pale as death. Ronald would kill for him.
  145. "Well, well Jesus..." said the mysterious guy in a smokers voice.
  146. "Satan! I...I...I love him!" proclaimed Jesus defiantly.
  147. "He, he, he…. I want you both." Satan chuckled.
  148. Then Satan put his demonic staff in Ronald's frier as Ronald put his McDick in Jesus's oven, the three of the rocking back and forth, feeling like one.
  149. Ronald in the middle felt a tear run down his eyes as he moaned, “I’m never going to think of killing myself again.”
  150. Hit or miss 🗡✖
  151. I guess they never miss huh? 🤔❌
  152. You got a boyfriend 💑
  153. I bet he doesn't kiss ya 💏✖
  154. Mwah 😙😚
  155. He gon find another girl 😱🙍‍♀️
  156. And he won't miss ya 😂😎
  157. He gon skrrt and hit the dab 🚗😎
  158. Like Wiz Khalifa 😉😉
  159. Alright so essentially socks are a gay insulator. When you kiss another man, touch balls, and then proceed to not say no homo. That some gay shit. Although socks are like a last line of defense. Now as I presume many of you know by now the gay travels through the ground like a current. So when you kiss another man, touch balls, and then proceed to not say no homo it doesn't go from mouth to mouth. Rather it goes down for the ground and travels up into your body from below which is GAY as FUCK. Although socks will block the gay from even entering your body thereby meaning that kissing another man, touching balls, and saying full homo are actually straight as fuck as long as you wear socks.
  160. Dog goes "woof"
  161. Cat goes "meow"
  162. Bird goes "tweet"
  163. And mouse goes "squeek"
  164. Cow goes "moo"
  165. Frog goes "croak"
  166. And the elephant goes "toot"
  167. Ducks say "quack"
  168. And fish go "blub"
  169. And the seal goes "ow ow ow"
  170. But there's one sound
  171. That no one knows
  172. What does the fox say?
  173. "Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
  174. Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
  175. Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!"
  176. What the fox say?
  177. "Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!
  178. Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!
  179. Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!"
  180. What the fox say?
  181. "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!
  182. Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!
  183. Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!"
  184. What the fox say?
  185. "Joff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!
  186. Tchoff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!
  187. Joff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!"
  188. What the fox say?
  189. There's a certain amount of respect I would love to obtain with you. But this aspect of respect is produced with levels of understanding and knowledge of each other, I would love to get to know you better in all ways in order to respect you more fully, ways of obtaining this respect comes with the knowledge of knowing you better physically, mentally, spiritually, and in all other aspects. Shall we start with our physical aspects. Knowledge of each other physically can be accomplished in several ways, perhaps a tactic of understanding can be done in photography of our physical bodies. Perhaps we could exchanged detailed photographs of ourselves physically in order to understand each other better in turn to set the stage for an for an even deeper, solid, and respectful relationship
  190. This video was too long. Halfway through it, I got hungry so I left it playing and went to the kitchen to fix my self a sandwich. But then I found out that I'm out of mayonnaise so I went to a store. There, I saw the most beautiful woman I have ever seen in my whole life. But I'm really a shy person so I took up a three-year personality development course so I can introduce my self. She was very friendly and all, but unfortunately, she has a boyfriend. So I said, all good, I'm a mature person. I want the best for her and I harbor no illusion that I am the best person for her and she seems happy with her boyfriend, so I did not bother her anymore. But we kept in touch and we became friends and I got over my crush on her. Then she broke up with her boyfriend, we drank some alcohol because of it, I told her she'll be fine and I wished her well. I still think she's the most beautiful woman in the world, but like I said, I am over my crush on her. It was like five years already when I first saw her. Besides, I am quiet happy with the friendship I developed with her. It was more important than a crush. So we kept hanging out, drinking, having coffee, and all. I had a girlfriend, she started dating other guys. My girlfriend wants to live some other life without me in it, so I said, okay, I want the best for you and I want you to pursue your happiness. My lady friend and I drank alcohol about it, and she gave me the same advice I gave her when she was in that position and I became okay with the breakup immediately. But we were really drunk, so she spent the night in my apartment. I only have one bed, so you know what that means: She took the bed and I slept on the couch. But on the couch, I really can't sleep. Something was bothering me. So I tossed and turned for about three hours, then I finally can't take it anymore, I stood up and went straight to my room where she's sleeping. I approached the bed, gently sat on it and I reached for her shoulder to pull her closer to me. She stirred and woke up. She asked what's up. I told her, you know, the first time I saw you, I was watching a video and left it playing to get my self a sandwich then went to the store to get some mayo then I got distracted by life that I forgot to finish the video. She said, you know what, I've been wondering about a weird noise in your night drawer. So we opened that drawer, and lo and behold, there's my phone and this video still has two minutes of play time on it.
  191. time is just a way we call change. for example, when something rots its a change, but as we say “ rots away over time “. Time is an illusion made by man to set standards on the things we do. Without out the concept of “ time “ humans will not know how to live.
  192. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
  193. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
  194. ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿'̿'\̵͇̿̿\З= ( ▀ ͜͞ʖ▀) =Ε/̵͇̿̿/’̿’̿ ̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿
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  198. (▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿)
  199. (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง
  200. ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
  201. ಠ_ಠ
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Missed out on Shopify, Wix, Wayfair, and Etsy? Here's (relatively undervalued) $JD. Earnings play + longer-term play + unusually high options volume

Missed out on Shopify, Wix, Wayfair, and Etsy? Here's (relatively undervalued) $JD. Earnings play + longer-term play + unusually high options volume
Update 5/12:
Sold around 10:30am for a ~40% profit. If any of you are still holding and you bought in yesterday, you should be up more than 50% by now. Best of luck.
Update 2: Up 3.3% today alone, some of you are surely at that 100% profit mark. If you held, good for you! Your balls are bigger than mine.

**TLDR:**JD will do well and is quite undervalued relative to its closest competitor, Pinduoduo. Analysts are predicting -0.13 EPS for the quarter. Seeing how well Shopify, Wayfair, Chegg, Spotify, etc have done relative to expectations, JD will likely exceed as well. Unusual volume of calls purchased on May 8th as well, potentially indicating some big money is betting on this as well.
**TLDR of TLDR:**JD good. Buy call.5/22 50c (less IV than 5/15)
**What is JD?**Its a large online retail store primarily based in China. Its accessible through the WeChat app, which is China's largest messaging app and 3rd largest in the world behind Facebook messenger and Whatsapp.
**Why should I care?** had 321 million annual active customer accounts in June of 2019 and in Q4 it had 362 million. I expect this number to hit 400 million or higher, especially with the spike in online purchasing in China during the covid crisis. For context, the entire population of the USA is 330 million. 90% of its purchases arrive same-day or next-day, outperforming both Pinduoduo and Alibaba in terms of logistics. Its earnings & revenues have grown YoY and it has exceeded earning expectations for the past 3 quarters.

**Comparison to Pinduoduo:**Another large e-commerce company in China is Pinduoduo (PDD). They have the 2nd most active users (~580 million) of any e-commerce company in China, apart from Alibaba. PDD has almost the same market cap as JD yet their revenues are vastly different. JD had sales revenue of $82 billion in 2019, yet PDD had only $4 billion. On top of this, PDD posted a net income of -1 billion, while JD had +1.75 billion. JD's user base has also been rapidly growing, however this is more relevant if you're thinking of LEAPS or just buying shares. JD also has 3x the net assets of PDD and also appears to have a better customer reputation and retention rate than both PDD and even Alibaba, as JD's delivery times are quick and they also heavily work on eliminating counterfeit items sold by merchants. JD outperforms PDD in essentially every way, apart from user count. Sure, user count is useful but if it doesn't translate into revenue, then what?In summary, roughly equal market cap, yet JD has a much better balance sheet and growth rate. PDD has routinely missed expectations, does not have a strong logistics network as it almost entirely uses 3rd parties, and is overly reliant on small merchants that were likely impacted during shutdowns. Please note that the numbers below are in renminbi.

**Comparison to... Amazon?**Before you grill me, no I am not saying JD is equivalent to Amazon or will get there within a few months. I am saying that there are some similarities that poise JD for future growth. Just like Amazon, JD has its own warehouses and they sell directly to consumers. They also allow 3rd party sellers, they have their own logistics and distribution, cloud services, IoT (Volkswagan partnership), and grocery stores. Hell, they even have some dabblings in insurance and healthcare with a stake in Allianz and a subsidiary, JD Health. JD Health was recently in the news for its coronavirus rapid testing and ability to book an appointment on their app. These are more relevant if you want to buy longer-term calls or shares (wtf is a share? Some weird kind of call without worrying delta, theta, and vega fucking me?).
**What about the economic damage due to covid?**China is already showing signs of recovery for consumer confidence and purchasing. Furthermore, JD has livestreaming services. Livestreaming revenues in China are up 470%. Online sales are up 36%. Thus, for at least for Q1, I'm confident in JD's performance. If you're playing for earnings, then the longer term macro environment isn't as important. Yes, JD could address the global economic uncertainty and pull an Amazon type move during earnings, though I personally doubt that they would do so. This would only display weakness and perhaps allow their competitors PDD and BABA to use this against them. See Chinese recovery graphs below.
Smallest change in consumer spending (apart from India)

Beijing traffic already back to pre-covid levels

V-shape recovery in property sales and car sales

![img](xw66vh6pvsx41 "App downloads during China's covid crisis - JD has grocery stores as well ")
**What about Trump threatening tariffs again? What if this a Luckin Coffee situation?**Unlikely to matter, JD's business is entirely within China and not dependent on trade. They're focused on the consumer demand and logistics side of things. They also work with domestic firms via their 3rd party sales. Even foreign companies such as Walmart rely on JD due to their influence within China. They also own a 12% stake of JD. Do you think Walmart would risk their money if this was anything like LK? JD also has partnerships with Microsoft, Western Digital, Volkswagen, and HP. All of these partnerships are for domestic sales. JD is not importing or exporting anything in significant quantities.

Last Topic - Unusual Options Activity
7/17 47c
If you look at 7/17, there was a volume of ~17500 for the 55c traded on May 8th. This is 50x the volume for this contract (normal daily volume ~350). Furthermore, there was a single order of 7500 placed at the end of the trading day for this specific contract. This is equivalent to 2.7 million USD. Looking at other strikes and expiration dates, this order is still unusually large.
There were two other large orders from the same exchange placed within seconds of the first trade, listed below. Most trading days for the 6/19 41c contract have a volume of less than 100. Friday, May 8th had 14000, with these two near-simultaneous trades comprising half of this. Combined cost of these 3 orders is 7.6 million USD.
Were there any other comparable days to Friday's option trading? Yes, there was one. The second largest day for the 6/19 41c was on 03/31 with a volume of 10000. The following two weeks after this large trade, the stock went up 18% from $40 to $47.3. There were also large volumes for various 6/19 strikes +/- 3 days of 03/31 prior to JD's first run-up in April. This could be pure coincidence but its interesting to note.
Even disregarding these 3 large orders, Friday May 8th had record volume for most strikes across several expiration dates. Of course there's no way for me to know who placed these trades or why they were placed. Insider trading? Large hedge? Long call ladder? A fellow WSBer trying to post some epic gains porn?
Large orders

JD will do well and is quite undervalued relative to its closest competitor, Pinduoduo. Analysts are predicting -0.13 EPS for the quarter. Seeing how well Shopify, Wayfair, Chegg, Spotify, etc have done relative to expectations, JD will likely exceed as well. Unusual volume of calls purchased on May 8th as well, potentially indicating some big money is in.
For earnings:
5/22 50c
I'm personally not doing the 5/15 options simply due to their higher IV. This also gives some buffer in case there's any overall market drop this week that affects JD.If you are going to wait until the last minute to buy these, please be aware that JD has their earnings report before market open. In other words, buy before EOD 5/14.
For longer-term calls:
9/18 60c
If you really want to pull a boomer move, you can buy actual shares as well.
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Urban Trade Breakdowns: Black Monday Part Two - OG New Normal Money Trading

I’m prolly gonna call it quits with this one but I wanted to post the black Monday part two. sorry about the length. its been fun, motherfuckers. Peace out.
Before 1776, you didn’t need to know math and shit to understand economics. Because back then, if a country was 1/3 of the world’s population (like India in year 1 AD), it was 1/3 of the global economy. And if a country had 1/4 of the world’s population (like China at the time), it was 1/4 of the global economy. Because before tractors and electricity and shit were invented during the industrial revolution, which was in full swing by 1776, a motherfucker could only hunt or gather or grow so much shit on any given plot of land. If a country ran out of land, it ran out of food, and its people starved, which kept both population and economic growth in check. And that explains all that old world raping and pillaging and conquering of land, because up to that point, economic growth meant one thing, more land.
But after the industrial revolution, a motherfucker could grow or produce a shit-ton more on any given plot of land, which meant if you could out-think and out-machine the other guy, you could make legit fuck-you cash money without a crown or an army, which was some new shit at the time. And to explain all this, in 1776 Adam Smith wrote a book called An Inquiry into the Nature and Causes of the Wealth of Nations and invented economics. And thank god for that, because for roughly 300,000 years before Smiths book, people believed that successful crops and hunts and shit was the work of the gods. What Smith taught us is that economic production in the post-industrial era is not the work of god, but instead the the work of invisible hands. And this changed everything.
It just so happened that the same year Smith invented economics, the United States of America was invented, a frontier refuge for wild-eyed fortune seekers and reject religious mystics, and in America all that new money magic found one fuck of a home. And for the next hundred years or so, Americans went ape shit building their country while experimenting with all this new money magic, hustling and slaughtering their way across the Wild West to the Pacific Ocean leaving a trail of over 1000 banks and more than 8000 different paper currencies.
But by 1849, with no more land to settle, everyone realized that the US paper money situation was out of control and what the world really needed was some kinda universal non-bullshit currency everyone could agree on. And fuck, it just so happened gold was discovered in California that year, and thats some shiny-ass universal cash-money bling everyone could agree on.
So for the next hundred years, as the rest of the old world warred themselves broke killing each other over land all old school like, America built new and improved machines and hoarded gold until finally, by the end of WWII, America totally owned that shit and became the pimp daddy boss-man of global money. I mean, America had most of the worlds gold which meant America had all the money in the world. So to seal the deal, in 1944 the US invited all those broke-ass bitch money countries to a hotel in Bretton Woods, New Hampshire and explained how global money shit was gonna work moving forward: the US would own and manage the worlds gold supply and set the price of gold and peg the US dollar to gold which they alone would exclusively control. Meanwhile everyone else would peg their bitch-ass money to the dollar. Or they were commies, in which case, they still had to peg their money to dollars if they wanted to buy the shit they needed from the west, but only after converting it at shitty exchange rates on the black market. And the rest of the world, seeing how their paper shit compared to all that US gold, they were like, cool.
With all the worlds money newly interconnected and global, shit got really fucking complicated. Thankfully, to explain it all, in 1934 a dude named John Maynard Keynes wrote the The General Theory of Employment, Interest and Money and invented macro economics, which, compared to Adam Smith, was like the New Testament of money: same God, different rules.
Or maybe exactly like that. I mean, what does it say on the US dollar. It says “in God we trust”. Fuck, the US constitution doesn’t even say that. This was some holy fucking shit they were dealing with and they knew it. So taking a page from Ancient Rome, in 1913 the US Congress built 13 stone columned temples across the land to house a select group of non-elected financial holy men to guide the magic hands. This was called The Federal Reserve Bank of the United States of America, and to this day, that’s where we go to pray when money shit gets really fucked up in the world.
In the decades that followed WWII, shit was pretty good in the USA and Americans spent like fat-ass type-2 diabetic SSRI-happy sun-burnt Florida Lottery winners. Which was fucking great for a while, but by the early 1970’s, the debt started to pile up. And well, everyone knows the 70’s was a total shit decade in American history. In fact, by the early 70’s, the country was a fucking mess, unemployment was 6.1%, and inflation (some old-school economic shit you can Google), was 6.2%. Which would suck for any US President to deal with, especially in an election year. Because dealing with a troubled economy requires leadership and sacrifice, which is a hard sell to American voters in the best of times and imfuckingpossible for a dude like Richard Milhous Nixon. So after months of praying to the Fed for a re-election miracle, Nixon had an idea. Well, it wasn’t really his idea, it was something his 42 year-old Undersecretary of the Treasury for Monetary Affairs, a guy by the name of Paul Volcker, had been pitching for a while. Basically, Volcker realized that the US was the pimp-daddy of all the worlds money, which meant US money was the only game in town, which meant the US treasury could wipe their ass with newly printed dollars and the world would still pimp their sisters to get their dirty little war-torn broke-ass fingers on the shit. So fuck, why back the money with gold? That shit was just a whole lotta extra work, what with all that settling of account balances and interest rates and shit. Fuck that.
You get the point, and so did Nixon. He was a fucking hustler at heart plus he was the fucking President of the United States and if Volcker was right, de-pegging the dollar to gold would mean he could manipulate the fuck out of the invisible hands. Like printing billions or paper dollars to distribute to smart-money Wall Street campaign donors to “invest” in stocks and jack up asset prices putting a few imaginary paper dollars in the pockets of struggling main-Street dumb money investor-voters, or debase the value of US money just enough to drive down prices of shit-rate US exports to win back market share from Germany and Japan.
But just one problem, Fed Chair Arthur Burns who was like, wait, what?
Ok, so here’s the thing, Nixon was a fucking sleazeball who would give zero fucks to just bulldozing those sanctimonious unelected Fed motherfuckers. But 1973 was an election year and he needed a story to trash a century old global economic order. I mean, what he really needed was an enemy, some fucking non-English speaking Illuminati motherfucker lurking in the shadows and threatening American jobs, because Americans eat that shit up. So in August 1971, Nixon took to prime time television and announced to an Aaron Spelling-loving TV-dinner-eating Vietnam-weary America that “International money speculators” were destroying the value of he dollar and costing American jobs. Which may seem like some obvious fucking ludicrous-mode political bullshit, but in the early 70s, shit was legit hard economically for a lot of Americans. And politicians understand that shit because at that level, when you get to be president, rule number one is that when shit is both mysterious and fucked up, never try and explain it - leave that shit to the losing party - instead find a villain and tell your people how you’re gonna fuck that motherfucker up. That pretty much always works. Because the universe is as much a fucking mystery today as it has been for over 300,000 years, a complex system that our pleasure-seeking, story-telling monkey brains are not wired to understand. Unemployment? Inflation? Fuck, we still can’t explain that shit. We are wired to survive in the wilderness and we know a threat when we see it, which is some primal brain hard-coded survival shit, like a rustle in the bush beyond the light of the campfire, it gets our hearts beating and bonds us as a tribe behind the dude with the biggest club. Until he gets eaten by fucking bears. But whatever, in the moment we’ll believe whatever he fuck he says. And what Nixon said was that we can’t trust money to both gold and god. We had to chose. So he de-coupled the dollar from gold and henceforth, and to this day, money became faith.
The day after the Nixon announcement, the Dow rose 33 points, its biggest daily gain ever at that point. A New York Times editorial read, "We unhesitatingly applaud the boldness with which the President has moved." Which may have been “bold” and all, but it was also a fucking disaster. In the two years that followed, gold rose nearly 300%, from 43 to over 120, and the US suffered three quarters of negative GDP growth while unemployment exceeded 9% and inflation nearly doubled, hovering in the range of 10-12%, prompting global currencies to go all ape-shit searching for some semblance of fair market value in the hunger-games free for all that was the post gold global economy.
But fuck, that was one fuck of a good time to be trading currencies. Which brings us, fuck finally, to the trade...
A few years later, Andy Krieger was a graduate student in South Asian philosophy and a competitive athlete at Penn, committed to making the world a better place. Aw. But one morning, after a long night translating some obscure Sanskrit text, he got to thinking: academia is a fucking slog, the kind of job where you had to wait for some old bearded wizard to die to get ahead. So the next day he met with his dissertation advisor and announced that he was gonna drop out of the graduate program and enroll at Wharton to translate the ancient mysteries of money. And with the world just starting to make sense of all the newly floated currencies and all kinds of crazy new financial instruments like options, Krieger was instantly hooked.
This was 1984, and few traders know what a currency option was, let alone how to price one. Black Sholes was a new-new thing and computers were non-existent. But Krieger saw the potential of all this shit and knew he could use these instruments in a very powerful way so while still a student, he joined a Chicago options trading firm and learned the ropes and after returning to Wharton, he wrote a computer program to price options that relied on assumptions no one else was thinking about at the time. This got him noticed by Solomon Brothers and then Bankers Trust. And there, after a run of hugely profitable trades no one really understood, in 1987, the CEO of Bankers Trust gave him $700m to trade. And fuck me, with option leverage, this meant next-level shit tons of billions.
On October 19th, 1987, on what became known as Black Monday, the DJIA fell 22.6%, the largest single day percentage drop in history. But Krieger was cool. He watched the world dump dollars and flood into alternative currencies, many of which were small and tied to struggling economies. But Krieger knew this was a panic flight to anywhere but the Wall Street carnage. He also knew that as soon as the markets settled, the fast money would head right back to the safety of the dollar and their currencies would revert. So with $700m and 400:1 leverage, Krieger placed his bets, the largest of which was a short against the New Zealand dollar (the Kiwi), eventually taking a position greater than the entire New Zealand monetary supply. And fuck, at the same time, Krieger had complex positions in the British Pound and the German Mark and even another short in the USD. At any given time, Krieger had over $40B in trades in float fluctuating over $20m in value at any given time.
And then, with markets swinging wildly, as the Kiwi drops just 5% against the dollar, Krieger exits everything for a profit of $300m. Fuck.
After exiting the trade, with Wall Street a walking-dead financial dystopia, Krieger quit the game completely and retired to some island in the Caribbean. In the aftermath, regulators started to poke around at the one bank who booked a profit, based entirely on Krieger’s trading while Wall Street melted and an accounting scandal ensued involving Arthur Anderson, the auditor of Bankers Trust, which you could literally cut and past into the post-Enron economy of 2001. Meanwhile, the New Zealand government was crying foul publicly while privately counting their Kiwi blessings that Krieger had successfully tanked their money making NZ exports competitive on the global market. At the time it was a total money shit show, as quaint as that may seem today.
In the years that followed, Soros did the same kind of shit and made $1B breaking the Bank of England and then a shit-ton more shorting the Thai Baht. And there were other cool-ass macro money mega trades but by the late 90s, all that shit came to an end as the central banks came to realize what the politicians had long known: when some threat creeps in from the economic wilderness and shit gets crazy and mysterious, our monkey brains turn to the dudes with the biggest club. And central banks have the big clubs. Until they get eaten by bears. But so far, that hasn’t happened.
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